I would like to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Ranked player, effective Right the fuck now.
I would like to thank you for the support and the opportunities that you have provided me during the last week.
During my tenure with ranked battles, you have accomplished the impossible; you've found that last piece of faith in humanity that was apparently still hidden somewhere inside me........
Well, no worries it's gone now, let's just say you've taken that last piece of faith then showed it to me (look look there is some left
) and then you threw it on the ground and kept stomping on it till there was nothing left. 
well, let me just give you a couple of examples.
Apparently, myoko's don't have citadels......
So why not go sailing broadside with the entire enemy team within 10 km... they're probably not gonna focus you, why would they.... it's not like every gun from 129mm and up can citadel you from that distance...
And where were you going anyway we were in the lead in points, we just had to defend and pick them off one by one.
Is there another treasure chest I don't know about like in shards???
I think I really gotta get in on that.
But well if it was just the myoko's in ranked then i would not be suprised ( never saw a myoko do anything useful in ranked.
But well you know there is that little thing called battleships....
Kinda the backbone of the team, you know the hard hitters.
Now when you're sailing your colorado you the men
.. you got 16-inch guns. (you hurt people) and you got a lot of armor. 
all very nice and stuff... BUT YOU'RE NOT AN FOCKING YAMATO!!!!! you can't just sail broadside to a bunch of german battleships.... they will FUCK.. YOU.. UP!!!! 
And shocking surprise... they did.
Another thing is, fucking few people know that destroyers carry torpedoes, (I know right
I was shocked too when I found out ) (No they do not 
... Yes they do 
..So when you see a dd stupid enough to get spotted when laying torps on you or you team.... you kinda obligated to shoot the dd and try to avoid the incoming torps, If you do this
you might actually survive the next minute or so and shoot once more 
, but it also saves you the bitching rampage you apparently are compelled to flood the chat with. (I know I know it's a revolutionary concept but you people should try it )you would thing that a sane person with more brain cells than a particular pair of rottweilers I know.... that reaches tier 7 in any battleship line would have caught a few torps by now and would have had the epiphany that maybe just maybe you should think of ways to prevent that sort of thing from happening,
And if this is a really really really smart person he might have actually paid a little bit of attention ingame and had a look at how other people do it. (but now I'm pushing... I know)
then there is that little thing called smoke screens.... sigh
you know that people love to torp smoke screens... so if you gonna lay in a smoke screen USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN AND USE HYDRO!!!!
(there is also that beautyfull thing that your hydro lasts rufly the same time as you smoke (OMG
Carma. you so smart.... I know I know 
)Because OMG they sent torps towards the smoke, O my god they never did that before......sigh.
So I'm officially resigning from Ranked....
I know I know you can't do it without me....
But you're gonna have to try. 
And to make it official I sold my Fiji....
I know I know OMG you can't, you were so good together, you love her, think of all the memories, all the beautiful games and you two been to hell and back together....
Yea I know.... but you gotta know when to say goodbye.
But I got a new British bitch miss. Edinburgh, and yes we still need to grow on each other and get familiar with each other's quirks and stuff.
But I love her and we're gonna make beautiful semi-armor piercing baby's together at tier 8 out of range of ranked play.
Sincerely,
CDR. CarmaKiDD
P.S. sorry for the teamkilling but they had it coming.
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